Izindiza zaseNdiya: Izindiza zomhlaba wonke nezingaphakathi. Manje kufanele ngitshele ngezindiza nezindiza. Ngizozama ukuba nenhloso futhi nginqande ulaka lwami nokucasuka. Yebo, okokuqala, kufanele kwaziwe ukuthi izikhumulo zezindiza zaseNdiya ziyindawo evaliwe, kungenzeka ukungena lapho kuphela lapho kumethula khona ithikithi kanye nobuntu bedokhumenti. Konke kubhekwa ngokucophelela iphoyisa emnyango, ngakho-ke abagibeli abagibeli kuphela bawela esakhiweni sezindiza - akunakuhambisana, akukho bantu abangenamakhaya, abanazo iziphanzi.
Emnyango, izinto zakho ezichotshozwa emithwalweni zikhanye futhi zifunde ngokucophelela okuqukethwe yipotimende lakho / izikhwama zakho / isikhwama se-backpack. Ezindaweni zezindiza zaseNdiya, kuyenqatshelwa ukuthutha ngisho ama-lighters emithwalweni (ngombono wami, lo msebenzi wawo oyinhloko ne-mianable mania), imidlalo, ama-magnets. Kunemikhawulo ethile engafinyeleleki engafinyeleleki ngayo ongakwazi ukusho ikakhulukazi umusi. Into esemqoka yibani. Silahlekelwe yizindiza zabakhanyi abayishumi (abazami ngisho nokucasha, basazothola), amabhokisi amaningana emidlalo (bese kuba ngobuchule futhi acashe kangcono). Ama-Magnets, ngathatha ngamabomu, ngasonga i-Enter One kwenye futhi ngihlanze isikhwama semuva sijule egwini. Ngokweqiniso, kimi bekuhlala kungacaci nakanjani ukuthi anti-inkanuko yamaNdiya azobani. Kwabonakala sengathi umbono wokuthi zonke izinto zazo zezindiza zazihlelwa ngenhloso yokufuna lokhu. Ucindezelwe igesi? Ungenzi ama-skeaker ami: emithwalweni yethu, hhayi kuphela nathi, ngicabanga, lalela ibhodlela le-anti-omisikazi, ngakho-ke akekho owenzeka ukubuza ukuthi kuyini. Uma uqhathanisa usayizi, khona-ke ama-vials amane nje anamandla ngokuqhathaniswa nezibani. Nginesiqiniseko, cishe sonke isikhwama semithwalo, okungenani into eyodwa izobambezeleka, lapho okubhalwe khona okumhlophe okubhaliwe: "kungaphansi kwengcindezi. Musa ukuqaqa, ungabali futhi ungashisi ngisho nangemva kokusebenzisa. " Zonke izinhlobo zezinto zokudla, amakha, ama-gels, amagwebu, ama-deodorants. Kungani ngqo amalambu enesifiso (noma esabisa?) Okuningi kwabo? Bayashayela, ake sithi, isikhwama sakho ngesithwebuli bese sinikeza isinqumo ngokushesha: izibani ezine, lapha, lapha, lapha, zinika kahle. Imvu enjalo, njengami, eyinto unembeza, ibhekelwe ngisho nasendaweni yokuhamba ngezithuthi zomphakathi, ngeke ngiphinde ngiphikisane. Kepha iningi labantu yilapho lubuqili futhi lungenalutho! Omunye umbuzo engingathanda ukubuza abasebenzi bezindiza: Nkosi, kepha awukwazi ukuthatha yonke imibani kusuka kubagibeli, ngoba noma iyiphi inqubo ingashaywa, ngoba yaqhamuka nomuntu, okusho ukuthi lowo muntu uzoba Thola indlela yokukunqoba. Ngemuva kwakho konke, umuntu ukhaliphile adambise okuhlangenwe nakho kwama-punctures akhe futhi ngokuzayo enze ngokucophelela. Lokhu kusho ukuthi izibani ezinhle zesithathu zisazohamba ngendiza. Ngicabanga ukuthi awunasiphukuphuku kangako ukuze umcabango onjalo awufiki engqondweni, ngakho-ke ubungozi bokubani banabandayo, ngandlela thile? Umhlaba wonke undiza nezibani ezikhaleni - hhayi emithwalweni kuphela, futhi kwesinye isikhathi ephaketheni lakho! - Kepha iNdiya izothuthumela futhi inyakaze kusuka kumadivayisi ajwayelekile ajwayelekile, njengezinto ezinkulu. Okuhlekisayo. I-Indian Airframe ihle ngokwanele ngokungafani nezokuthutha zomhlabaNgikwazisa kakhulu i-airline eyodwa kuphela - i-indigo, kukhona izindiza, abasebenzi, kanye nensizakalo, kanye nensizakalo esikhumulweni sezindiza kuphume yonke imincintiswano nasezingeni eliphakeme kakhulu. Ngiyabonga kakhulu nokwazisa kwabo bonke abasebenzi bale ndiza, izinsizakalo sazinika ngazo amahlandla amathathu. Zonke izindiza ngaphakathi kwezwe zishibhile kakhulu. Lezi yi-louves, lapho unganikeza khona kuphela ukuphuza kwamanzi, futhi ukudla kungenxa yemali. Izindiza zindiza ziphansi kakhulu, hhayi ukukhuphuka ngaphezulu kwamafu: umhlaba, izindlu nemigwaqo ziyabonakala. Ngize ngaveza umbono wokuthi bathambekele ngokubona, eqinisweni, bethola iphuzu A ku-B. eNdiya, izindiza ezinama-stops zenziwa, futhi zibonakala sengathi usebhasini, hhayi endizeni. Isibonelo, lolu hambo olusuka eTrivandrum luya eDelhi ludlula eKochin, lapho abantu bazophuma khona, izindiza kanye nabagibeli abasele bazokwengezwa ngokwengeziwe, kuzofika abantu abasha, futhi indiza izondiza. Sivakashele indima yabagibeli esitobhini esiphakathi lapho ngindiza ngisuka eJaipur kuya ku-Ahmedabad: Sesifikile, indiza yaqhubeka yaya eMumbai.
Ukufingqa konke okushiwo ngezindiza, naphezu kobumsulwa, isiqinisekiso esithile sokuhamba komoya, ngizozama ukugwema le ndlela yokunyakaza ezweni, nginciphise ukuzethemba, kungqongqoza i-rut. Mhlawumbe, eNdiya, zithathwa ngokuqondile esikhundleni sokuphepha kwezindiza zezindiza eziwubuthayo nge-brainwater eyodwa ye-brainwater, kufana nethrekhi efanelana ne-cap? Isikhumulo sezindiza Secyaryati, njengoba ukukhetha, i-rush, akunamandla, uqobo lwawo ngevolumu ekhawulelwe kakhulu, isiphukuphuku ngokungananazi. Ngeke ngikwazi ukuba nomqondo othile, kungani abantu abanjalo bethatha umsebenzi onjalo onjalo. Ukungena esikhumulweni sezindiza kusengumsebenzi omkhulu. Hlanganisa lezi zikhulu ezinomkhawulo ukuze ubuke isikhwama esakhiwe ngesandla futhi usesheke abagibeli. Bakhona indawo yokuhlala: Abagibeli abanolaka bayomemeza bathulule iziqalekiso, futhi impendulo yabo izoba zero ngenxa yokuvimbela ingqondo kanye nokulinganiselwa kwengqondo.
Okuphambene okuphambene kungenye izisebenzi zezindiza ezilalela, eziphendulayo futhi ezixwayisiwe, ezizokwehluleka ukumangala: usuqala ukusola ukuthi ungakulindelanga lutho olubi esikhumulweni sezindiza ngokomthetho. Akukona nonke ngiyakuqinisekisa. Isibonelo, isikhumulo sezindiza samazwe omhlaba saseGandhi Indira eDelhi yidolobha elisedolobheni, likhulu kangangokuba kulula kakhulu lapho ukulahleka. Ensimini yesikhumulo sezindiza isebenzisa imoto kagesi lapho abagibeli belethwa khona ekuphumeni kokufika. Ngeke ulahlekelwe ukudideka futhi ngeke uhambe wedwa, abantu abasebasha abaningi abanobungane futhi obuthandekayo bazophonswa kuwe ukusiza, kuzokhombisa, uma kunesidingo, basheshe badlulisele komunye umuntu obonisana naye njenge-chain. Bazongena ekhekhe, ukuze bahlale isikhathi sakho esitokisini sabo banethezekile futhi bangenamafu.
