Muva nje, kwathola i-athikili yokuthi i-United Kingdom iyizwe elihlukile. Ngafunda futhi ngacabanga. Eqinisweni, wonke amazwe asekuqaleni kwawo. Mina nomyeni wami sasiseLondon ngonyaka owedlule futhi angikwazi ukusho ukuthi izakhamizi ze-Albion ezingalungile zihluke kakhulu kithi.
Yebo, ngokuqinisekile kukhona umehluko othile ngenhlonipho, imikhuba yokuziphatha kanye nokuxhumana, kepha lokhu kungokwemvelo impela. AbaseBrithani bakhuphuke kakhulu futhi bayalwa, bazizwa kakhulu emigqeni. Mina nomyeni wami saya ebhange kanti umugqa omuhle wawubhalwa phansi. Angiwuthandi ulayini, futhi owakwami akabathandi ngokwengeziwe okunamandla amakhulu. Ngakho-ke uma sinabalingani bami, khona-ke wonke umuntu wasukuma ngesizotha futhi waziphatha ngokufanele. Njengoba simi cishe imizuzu eyishumi, sasibona isithombe esiyingqayizivele esivame ukusibonwa yonke indawo. Ngakho-ke, iLondon, Bank, Queute. Iminyango evulekile futhi intokazi iyandiza, ngokusobala ubuzwe baseSlavic, idonsa yonke imichilo, yenza indlela yayo yaya ekuhlolweni, ithole lokho akufunayo namaqabunga. Sishaqekile! Ulayini awuzange akhethe ngisho! Cabanga nje? Ubukhulu obuthile anakho, kungumbala ohlanganayo emuva. Lesi yi-Excerpt!
Ngaphezu kokuvezwa, amaBrithani anezinga eliphakeme lokungahloniphi. Lapha kuyisiko ukuvula ngaphambi kwayo yonke iminyango nokweqa phambili. Ngabhala konke, okungukuthi, hhayi ngokuya phansi. AbaseBrithani bamamatheka kakhulu, njengaseJapan. E-UK, kuyisiko ukukhuluma ngokumamatheka ngisho nangezinto ezidabukisa kakhulu. Uyazi ukuthi kungani? Le nto ukuthi ukumamatheka kubhekwa njengophawu lwengqondo, futhi izinhlobo zonke ezidabukisayo zinikeza umuntu amandla akhe angase abuze.
Ukubingelela kuqinisekiswa yisandla, phakathi kwamadoda naphakathi kwabesifazane. Enkulumweni yansuku zonke, amagama omlingo ayevame ukuzwa - ngiyabonga, ngicela, ngiyaxolisa nokunye. Kubalulekile! Kwi-cafe noma endaweni yokudlela, noma kunalokho, iningi labo, kuyisiko ukukhokha i-oda ngokushesha. Uma unenhlanhla futhi uzongena kwi-pub yangempela yesiNgisi, kufanele ukhumbule ukuthi ukuzilungiselela kuyamukelwa ku-pub, okungukuthi, i-oda kumele yenziwe kahle ekhawuntari yebhande bese lilindela isikhonzi.
Njengezinye izizwe, amaBrithani awathandi lapho empilweni yawo, abangabazi baqala ukungenela. Noma ufuna ngempela ukunikeza izeluleko ezakhayo zale ndawo, wenqaba futhi ubonise ubuhlakani. Futhi, angikukhuthazi ukuthi kuthinte isihloko sezepolitiki, imali futhi ngibize abakhileyo e-UK akuwona amaBritish, kodwa amaBritish.
Izilwane ezifuywayo kuleli lizwe lihlala cishe indawo ecishe ibe yindawo, ngakho-ke okungenani kudingeka ufunde ukukhuluma nge-hamsters ngokwesibonelo, amathoni amahle kakhulu akhanyisa umbono omuhle. Bengihlala ngithanda izilwane ezifuywayo kakhulu, kepha ngemuva kokuthi ikati engilithandayo linyamalala, uthando lwami ngisho nozwela lwaya kuzo zonke izilwane. Kepha inkumbulo yinto enhle, njengoba ingisiza lapha.
Le ndatshana eyayibhalwe kuyo ngaye, ngifunde lokho e-UK bekungeyona ngokwentando yokubuza imibuzo ngezihloko ezisondelene. Kuyaphoqelelwa ukuthi ungavumelani, ngoba uma ufika emgwaqweni uye kubadlulayo bese uqala ukubabuza ukuthi baya ocansini ekuseni nokuthi, kungokwemvelo yini ukuthi ungakuthumela lokho. Kepha uma ngeBritish noma iBritish yenza abangane, empeleni bavuleke kakhulu futhi isihloko socansi sabo alwenqatshelwe. Isibonelo, ngokwesibonelo, umyeni wahlangana nomuntu, ake simbize ngoJoe. Lona uJoe, ngemuva kwesonto lobungani, esesimweni somoya kanye nohlelo lomoya oluphelele, wasitshela ukuthi ngonyaka odlule wavakashela ogwini ngenxa yama-nudists, futhi ebusheni bakhe kwakuyilungu leSwinger Club. Qaphela ukuthi konke lokhu kwathiwa yizwi le-Daytic, elalingena emshadweni oshaqekile. UJoe ungumuntu ohlonishwayo, unesitolo sakhe, ungumfelokazi, indodakazi endala njalonjalo. Ngokukhethekile kusukela ekubonileni kwakhe, ngingasho ukuthi amaBrithani avuleke kakhulu abantu ongakhuluma nabo nanoma yiziphi izihloko.
Ukubhema e-UK akuyona into edumile kakhulu futhi uyilwe nayo ngazo zonke izindlela. Akunakwenzeka ukubhema ezindaweni zomphakathi. Lapho ubhuka igumbi ehhotela, kungcono ukubuza kusengaphambili, noma ngabe kungenzeka ukubhema kulo. Ngaphezu kokubhema, e-UK kuholela ekulweni neziphuzo zotshwala, ezizwakala zihlekisa kakhulu, ngoba iningi labantu bendawo, baxosha kusihlwa kwabo emikhunjini, amakilabhu, amathofi kanye nezindawo zokudlela. I-Alcohol itholakala ngokuthengiswa kwamahhala kuze kube yihora leshumi nanye kusihlwa ngezinsuku zangosuku futhi kusukela ngoSuku lweshumi nambili losuku kuya kwabathathu kusihlwa, kanye nehora lesikhombisa kusihlwa. Ngezimpelasonto. Imikhiqizo yotshwala kanye nogwayi, izingane azithengisi.
Ugqoke e-UK, ungathola noma yiziphi izingubo ozithanda kakhulu, into ebaluleke kakhulu ongazizwa ukhululekile kuyo. Ukukhishwa yi-Fur Coats kanye nanoma yimiphi imikhiqizo eyenziwe ngoboya bemvelo. Ngeke ihlawuliswe futhi ikushayele ngoba ngeke ibe khona, kepha upende kusuka ku-can can can phlaza ukutholwa kwakho kwe-chic.
Amathiphu anikezwayo, futhi ngenani lamaphesenti ayishumi. Lokhu kusebenza ezindaweni zokudlela. Amathiphu asanikezwa etekisini. Lapha unganikeza amaphesenti ayishumi nephawundi elilodwa. Kuyisiko ukunikeza amathiphu ngenani lesigamu sephawundi kwipotimende elilodwa elidlulisiwe. Kuyisiko ukushiya amathiphu nakulezinwele. Uma uwuthande umsebenzi we-Master, ubungcweti bakhe nokunye, lapho-ke ungabonga i-hair desresser, umshiye amakhilogremu amabili wezeluleko. Amathiphu awathathwa ukushiya izindawo ezimbili kuphela - ama-pubs kanye nokukhulisa kabusha.
Amadoda ethu, anawo umkhuba ongathandeki - awunandaba emgwaqweni. Ungazami ukwenza lokhu emigwaqweni yaseLondon. IBritish ngenxa yezimo ezinjalo, ziphethe ama-napkins ephaketheni lakhe, noma emkhombeni. Futhi uhamba emigwaqweni yaseLondon, zama ukuziphatha ngokoqobo, ulokhu ubuyisela futhi ungahleki kakhulu. Ngaphezu kokuhleka okukhulu, amaBrithani angakulahla futhi achithe inkulumo enkulu, ikakhulukazi uma ukhala ngefoni ephathekayo. Ungenzi izilwane ezingaziwa ezivela eBrithani ukubafunda ngokubukeka okusondele, ngeke zikuthande kunoma ngubani. Musa ukuthandazela iqembu labadlulayo, futhi uma kunesidingo sokubuza umbuzo, khona-ke kwenze ngenhlonipho nangokuhlonipha.