Kutshanje, yafumana inqaku lokuba uBukumkani obuLunyeneyo luyilizwe elahlukileyo. Ndifundile ndacinga. Ngapha koko, onke amazwe akwintsusa yayo. Mna nomyeni wam sasiseLondon kwaminyaka eyadlulayo kwaye andikwazi ukuba abemi be-albion ephosakeleyo bahluke kakhulu kuthi.
Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo kukho umahluko kwi-Etiquette, indlela yokuziphatha kunye nonxibelelwano, kodwa oku kuyinto yendalo. I-Britane ikhuliswe kakhulu kwaye iyaqengqeleka, ivakala kakhulu emgceni. Mna nomyeni wam saya ebhankini kwaye umgca onesidima wadityaniswa. Andiwuthandi mgca, kwaye iqabane lam alizithandi izihlandlo ezilikhulu elinamandla. Ke ukuba sikunye neqabane lam, wonke umntu wema ngokuzola, waziphatha ngokufanelekileyo. Emva kwemizuzu elishumi, sabona umfanekiso owodwa esihlala sinokubonwa kuyo yonke indawo. Ke, iLondon, ebhankini, emgceni. Iingcango zivulekile kwaye inenekazi libhabha, cacisa ubuzwe, hlambulula yonke imimandla, esenza indlela yayo yokujonga, ufumana oko akufunayo kwaye ahambe. Sothuka! Umgca awuzange akhethe na! Khawufane ucinge? Ubuninzi ngento anayo, yi-oblique ijonge ngasemva. Le yimpazamo!
Ukongeza ekuvezweni, iBritane inomgangatho ophezulu wembeko. Nantsi into eqhelekileyo ukuba ivule yonke iminyango kwaye ihambe ngaphambili. Ndibhale yonke into, oko kukuthi, ayixhomekekanga kumgangatho. I-Britane inoncumo, njengamaJapan. E-UK, kulisiko ukuba uthethe ngoncumo nokuba zezona zinto zintlungu. Ngaba uyazi ukuba kutheni? Into kukuba uncumo luthathwa njengophawu lwengqondo, kwaye rhoqo iintlobo ezilusizi zinika umntu ubuchule bengqondo unokuthandabuza.
Imibuliso iqinisekiswa ngokubhaqa, phakathi kwamadoda naphakathi kwabafazi. Kwintetho yemihla ngemihla, amazwi omlingo ahlala evimba-enkosi, nceda, uxolo njalo. Kubalulekile! Kwi-cafe okanye kwindawo yokutyela, okanye endaweni yoko, uninzi lwabo, lusiko lokuhlawula i-odolo kwangoko. Ukuba unethamsanqa kwaye uya kungena kwi-Englin yesiNgesi yesiNgesi, kuya kufuneka ukhumbule ukuba inkonzo yamkelwe kwi-pub, oko kukuthi, iodolo kufuneka yenziwe kanye kwibala le-bar ayinangqondo.
Njengezinye izizwe, iBritane ayithandi xa ubomi babo, abasemzini baqala ukungenela. Nokuba ufuna ngokwenene ukucebisa umhlali wasekuhlaleni, ukwala ubonise ubugqwirha. Kwakhona, andikukhuthazi ukuchaphazela isihloko sezopolitiko, imali kwaye sibize abemi base-UK asizizo iBritane, kodwa iBritane.
Izilwanyana ezifuywayo kweli lizwe zihlala ziphantse zibekwe kwindawo yenkolo, ke wena okungenani ufunde ukuthetha malunga nee-hamsters umzekelo, kwezona toni ziphakamisa imvakalozwikiso. Bendihlala ndizithanda kakhulu izilwanyana zasekhaya, kodwa emva kokuba i-cat yam yanyamalala, sithandwa sam kunye novelwano saya kuzo zonke izilwanyana. Kodwa inkumbulo yinto emangalisayo, njengoko wandinceda apha.
Inqaku elalibhalwe ngalo malunga nemvelaphi, ndafunda oko e-UK ayikabi sisiko ukubuza imibuzo yezihloko ezisondeleyo. Kunyanzelekile ukuba angavumelani, kuba ukuba uza esitalatweni kubantu abadlulayo kwaye uqalise ukubabuza malunga nokuba banayo na ukuba bayabelana ngesondo ekuseni kwaye kunendalo kangangokuba ungakuthumela loo nto. Kodwa ukuba ngeBritane okanye iBritane yenza ukuba zihlobo, zivulekile kakhulu kwaye isihloko sesondo ngenxa yabo asivumelekanga. Umzekelo, umzekelo, umyeni wadibana nendoda, masimbize uJoe. Le joe, emva kweveki yobuhlobo, ukuba ikwimeko entle kunye nolungiselelo olufanelekileyo lomoya, lusixelele ukuba kunyaka ophelileyo watyelela uKudist, kwaye ebutsheni bakhe yayililungu leklabhu yeSwingor. Qaphela ukuba yonke le nto ibisithi ilizwi lemini, elaliphosa iqabane lokukhanya. UJoe ungumntu obalaseleyo, unevenkile yakhe, ungumhlolokazi, intombi endala njalo. Ndiphelelwe kukuqapheleyo, ndingatsho ukuba iBritane ivulekile kakhulu abantu onokuthetha nabo naziphi na izihloko.
Ukutshaya e-UK ayisiyonto ithandwa kakhulu kwaye uyilwe ngeendlela zonke. Akunakwenzeka ukuba umsile kwiindawo zikawonke-wonke. Xa ubhukisha igumbi kwihotele, kungcono ukubuza kwangaphambili, nokuba kunokwenzeka ukuba utshaye kuwo. Ukongeza kokutshaya, e-UK ikhokelela kumlo onesiselo sotywala, oko kuvakala kuhlekisa, kuba uninzi lwama-Arerigine yendawo, baqhuba ngokuhlwa kwii-pubs, iiklabhu, iikofi kunye neendawo zokutyela. Utywala bubekwe kwintengiso yasimahla kude kube yintsimbi yeshumi elinanye ngokuhlwa ngeentsuku ezilishumi elinambini ukuya kuthi ga ngentsimbi yesithathu ngokuhlwa, ngeempelaveki. Iimveliso zotywala kunye necuba, abantwana abathengisi.
Inxibe e-UK, ungangenela naziphi na iimpahla ozithandayo ngakumbi, eyona nto ibalulekileyo onokuziva uyikhululekile kuyo. Ukukhutshelwa yingubo yoboya kunye nazo naziphi na iimveliso ezenziwe ngoboya bendalo. Ayizukuhlawuliswa kwaye ikwenze ukuba ingabi njalo, kodwa ipeyinti enokwenzeka, i-pesenti ikhulu i-pulation yonakalisa ukufunyanwa kwe-cuc yakho.
Iingcebiso zinikiwe, kwaye kwinani leepesenti ezilishumi. Oku kusebenza kwiindawo zokutyela. Iingcebiso zisanikwa kwiteksi. Apha unganika zombini iipesenti ezilishumi kunye nepawundi enye. Kungumntu onika iingcebiso kwinani lesiqingatha sepawundi yesutikheyisi enye edlulisiweyo. Kungumntu oshiye iingcebiso kunye nomgcini weenwele. Ukuba uyawuthanda umsebenzi weNkosi, ubungcali bakhe njalo njalo, ungambulela umgcini weenwele, wamshiya iipawundi ezimbini zengcebiso. Iingcebiso azithathwanga ukuba zishiye iindawo ezimbini - ii-pubs kunye nokuhlaziya.
Amadoda ethu, akanamkhwa othandekayo, ungakhathali esitratweni. Sukuzama ukwenza le nto kwizitrato zaseLondon. I-Britane yamatyala anjalo, phatha i-napk epokothweni, okanye kwi-serve. Ukuhambahamba ezitratweni zeLondon, zama ukuziphatha ngokuzolileyo, ukubuyisela umva kwaye ungahleki kakhulu. Ukongeza ekuhlekeni okukhulu, iBritane inokugweba kwaye ichithe intetho enkulu, ngakumbi ukuba ukhwaza kwifowuni ephathekayo. Sukwenza izilwanyana ezingaziwayo ezivela kwi-crions ezifunda nabo ngokusondeleyo, aziyi kuthando nakubani na. Musa ukuthandazela abantu abadlulayo, kwaye ukuba kukho imfuneko yokubuza umbuzo, emva koko uyenze ngentlonelo nangentlonelo.