Vuba aha, byahuye ningingo ivuga ko Ubwami bwunze ubumwe ari igihugu cyihariye. Nasomye ndatekereza. Mubyukuri, buri gihugu kiri imbere yacyo. Jye n'umugabo wanjye twari i Londres umwaka urashize kandi sinshobora kuvuga ko abatuye ivone ya aind batandukanye cyane natwe.
Nibyo, rwose hariho itandukaniro mubitabo, imyitwarire yimyitwarire no gutumanaho, ariko ibi nibisanzwe. Abongereza bararerwa kandi bafite indero, irumva cyane cyane umurongo. Jye n'umugabo wanjye twagiye muri banki n'umurongo utuje urusaku. Ntabwo nkunda umurongo, kandi uwo twashakanye ntabakunda inshuro ijana. Niba rero turi kumwe nuwo twashakanye, abandi bose bahagaze batuje kandi bitwara uko bikwiye. Tumaze guhagarara iminota icumi, twabonye ishusho idasanzwe dukunze kubona ahantu hose. London, banki, umurongo. Imiryango ifunguye kandi umudamu araguruka, cyerekana ubwenegihugu bwanduye, bubyimba inkoni zose, bikomeza kwisuzumisha, kubona ibyo akeneye n'amababi. Turatangajwe! Umurongo watoranije ndetse! Tekereza? Ntarengwa ibyo yabonye, birasa inyuma. Iyi ni igice!
Usibye kurahura, Abongereza bafite urwego rwo hejuru rwo kwikiriza. Hano biramenyerewe gufungura imbere yimiryango yose no gusimbuka imbere. Nanditse byose, ntabwo aribyo bitandukanye hasi. Abongereza baramwenyura cyane, kimwe nabayapani. Mu Bwongereza, biramenyerewe kuganira kumwenyura nubwo ibintu bibabaje. Waba uzi impamvu? Ikintu nuko kumwenyura bifatwa nkikimenyetso cyubwenge, kandi buri gihe amoko ababaje atanga umuntu ufite ubushobozi bwo mumutwe.
Indamutso iremezwa ninkomu, haba hagati yabagabo no hagati yabagore. Mumvugo ya buri munsi, amagambo yubumaji yakunze kumva - urakoze, nyamuneka, mumbabarire nibindi. Icy'ingenzi! Muri cafe cyangwa muri resitora, cyangwa ahubwo, benshi muribo, biramenyerewe kwishyura ako kanya. Niba ufite amahirwe kandi uzinjira mubitabo nyabyo byicyongereza, ugomba kwibuka ko kwibuka ko kwizigira byemewe muri salo, ni ukuvuga ko gahunda bigomba gukorwa neza kumubaririza kandi utegereze umukozi utuje.
Kimwe nibindi bihugu, Abongereza ntibakunda mugihe mubuzima bwabo bwite, abanyamahanga batangira gutabara. Nubwo rwose ushaka gutanga inama kubaturage, irinde kandi werekane neza. Nanone, sinsaba kugira ingaruka ku ngingo ya politiki, amafaranga no guhamagarira abatuye Ubwongereza atari abongereza, ariko b'Abongereza.
Amatungo muri iki gihugu afite ahantu hashobora gukomera ku muco, bityo rero ukeneye kwiga kuvuga kuri hamsters kurugero, mubisobanuro byiza cyane byerekana intonasiyo nziza. Nakundaga ibiryo byanjye cyane, ariko nyuma yinjangwe nkunda irazimira, urukundo rwanjye ndetse nimpuhwe zagiye ku nyamaswa zose. Ariko kwibuka nikintu cyiza, nkuko yamfashije hano.
Ingingo yanditse kumwimerere, nasomye mu Bwongereza ntabwo byari bisanzwe mubaza ibibazo by'imiti. Ihatirwa kutavuga rumwe, kuko niba uza kumuhanda ugana abihisi ugatangira kubabaza niba bakora imibonano mpuzabitsina mugitondo ninshuro nyinshi ushobora kukwoherereza ibyo. Ariko niba hamwe nubwongereza cyangwa inkomokaho kubona inshuti, mubyukuri mubyukuri barakinguye kandi ingingo yimibonano mpuzabitsina kuri bo ntabwo ibujijwe. Urugero rero, umugabo yahuye numugabo, reka tumwite Joe. Uyu Joe nyine, nyuma yicyumweru cyubucuti, kuba muburyo bwiza kandi bwuzuye bwa Mwuka, yatubwiye ko umwaka ushize yasuye imbata kubanyarwandakazi, kandi mu rubyiruko rwe harimo umunyamuryango wa Swinger Club. Menya ko ibyo byose byavuzwe rwose nijwi ryumukobwa, ryadushizeho nuwo mwashakanye mu kato. Joe ni umuntu watandukanijwe, afite iduka rye, ni umupfakazi, umukobwa ukuze nibindi. Ibitekerezo bye byimazeyo, ndashobora kuvuga ko Abongereza ari bo bafunguye abantu ushobora kuvugana ningingo zose.
Kunywa itabi mu Bwongereza ntabwo ari ibintu bizwi cyane kandi bikayirwanire muburyo bwose. Ntibishoboka kunywa itabi ahantu rusange. Mugihe cyo gutondekanya icyumba muri hoteri, nibyiza kubaza hakiri kare, byaba bishoboka kunywa itabi. Uretse itabi, mu Bwongereza bituma kurwana na ibinyobwa bisindisha, bikaba bisa rwose funny, kuva cyane mu Abasangwabutaka z'ibanze, bazi gutwara migoroba yabo mu kabari k'umuntu, amakipe, cafés na resitora. Inzoga zirimo kugurisha kubuntu kugeza saa kumi n'ebyiri z'umugoroba no kuva ku munsi cumi n'ibiri ku munsi kugeza saa moya z'umugoroba, muri wikendi. Ibiyobyabwenge n'ibitabo by'itabi, abana bato ntibagurisha.
Yambaye mubwongereza, urashobora mumyenda ukunda cyane, ikintu cyingenzi wakumva uwishimye muri yo. Ukuboza ni amakoti yubwoya nibicuruzwa byose bikozwe muburyo busanzwe. Ntabwo izacika intege ikagukubita kubwo bitazabaho, ariko irangi kubera ibishobora, ijana ku ijana byangiza ibyo ushaka.
INAMA zitangwa, kandi mugihe cyijana. Ibi bireba muri resitora. INAMA ziracyatangwa muri tagisi. Hano urashobora guha icumi ku ijana na pound imwe. Biramenyerewe gutanga inama mugihe cya kabiri cya pound kugirango ivarisi imwe yimuwe. Biramenyerewe gusiga inama no kwonda umusatsi. Niba wakunze umurimo wa Shebuja, ubuhanga bwe nibindi, noneho urashobora gushimira umusatsi, kumusiga umusatsi, kumusiga ibiro bibiri byinama. Inama ntabwo zifatwa kugirango usige ahantu habiri gusa - ibikobe no kuri lisansi.
Abagabo bacu, bafite ingeso nziza cyane - ntutita kumuhanda. Ntugerageze kubikora mumihanda ya London. Abongereza kuri ibyo bihe, gutwara ibitagendaro mu mufuka, cyangwa mu ntoki. Kugenda no mumihanda ya London, gerageza kwitwara utuje, ukomeje kugarura kandi ntukabeshye cyane. Usibye guseka cyane, Abongereza barashobora guciraho iteka kandi bakamarana ijwi rirenga, cyane cyane niba utaka muri terefone igendanwa. Ntukore inyamaswa zitamenyekanye mu mbongereza zibigiraho zireba hafi, ntabwo izabikunda. Ntugasengere abahisi, kandi niba hakenewe kubaza ikibazo, noneho kora mu kinyabupfura no kubahana.