Imyaka ine irashize tujya ku kirwa cya Espagne - Mallorca. Muri rusange, ndahamagaye kandi mallorca. Kuba hamwe nandi mazina birasanzwe, kandi birashoboka ko ari uburenganzira. Nzabyita nko guhamagara abaturage baho - Mallorca.
Mallorca yerekeza ku musekuru w'ibirwa bya Bolear. Yahinduye izina ryayo, asobanura uko ikirwa kiri muri barpelago - kinini. Aha hantu harafunzwe na ba mukerarugendo. Abarusiya ntabwo kera cyane bamenyesheje mallorca, ariko bishimira kwamamaza. Kandi ingingo nyamukuru y'abayitiramu kuri icyo kirwa ni Abanya Abongereza, Abadage, igifaransa n'Ubusuwisi. Abafaransa bagenda hano kubera kuhendutse ugereranije, ugereranije na resitora yo mu rugo. Abahagarariye Alnione yisi yose, Abongereza bahunga igihu cyambiranye, Abadage n'abasuwisi bagiye gushyuha. Birumvikana ko utaje hano igihugu kivugwa gusa kiri hano Uburayi bwose. Nibyo - intermenimal yuzuye. Nkurikije ibyo ntekereza, iyi "mpuzamahanga", hamwe n'impamvu zavuzwe haruguru, zigenda i Majoro, mukamba "guterana amagambo". Ninone bagabanijwemo amatsinda abiri - Urubyiruko, nabasaza bo hagati. Urubyiruko ruhagarara mumahoteri ahendutse n'amacumbi. Mugitondo ntibagaragara kumuhanda, nimugoroba nijoro, kugeza mugitondo - igihe cyabo. Kuva nimugoroba amababa yose arahumuriwe. Noneho bimukira urusaku mumujyi wose nka Anthours. Kucyubahiro cyabo, ibigo byiza byashyizweho mumahoro, igitero nticyemwa. Ninde wihanganira ibirori byamahoro byamahoro, ntibatinya. Sinigeze mbona amakimbirane.
Biboneka ko abapolisi babimenyereye, bareba kumwenyura. Mubihugu byabo, kubwimyitwarire nkiyi, byibuze, mwiza, byaba sosiyete nkiyi itangwa. Itsinda rya kabiri rishingiye kubahirize amahoteri 4-5 yinyenyeri. Byongeye kandi, ahitamo kuruhuka "byose birimo". Kureba iki cyiciro, bisa nkaho batazagenda kure yumurongo. Utubari, ahanini hafi y'ibidendezi. Burger nkiyicaye kumeza yo mu kabari, ivuza ryinyenzi, burger ye yicaye hafi, kandi cocktail izamera, ntizibagiwe byeri ye. Noneho agaruye muri pisine, kandi, kumeza yo kwiyongera, byibuze i Mallorca, ntibakeneye. Ariko muriki gihe, imyitwarire ni nziza, byibuze "imiterere" yo kuganira, nubunini bwayo bifite ishingiro. Ibi birerekanwa na njye byakozwe hashingiwe gusura indi "urumuri rwa kera". Birashoboka, ikirere cyubumaji cya Mallorca gifite agaciro kubantu.
Igihe cy'ubukerarugendo i Mallorca, kugera ku birwa byose byo muri Maditerane bitangira muri Mata bikarangira mu Kwakira. Amahoteri menshi arafunzwe kugirango wirinde igice cya hoteri yuzuye hoteri, abagenzi, aho kuba muri hoteri yabo, barashobora kugenwa mubindi, sisitemu imwe, nyirayo. Ariko mu kinyabupfura. Ibyifuzo bimwe byinyongera, impano, kuzamura imico ya hoteri, ibyumba biratangwa. Imwe ni nziza, nta wundi. Ariko, ibi ni ibyatanzwe, ntabwo ari ugusige. Mubisanzwe, muriki gihe hari ibiciro byigihe. Nigihe cyo kuruhuka ku kirwa. Mugenzi wawe cyane, ariko bihenze cyane bizaba impera ya Kanama na Nzeri. Nta muyaga ukaba, inyanja irashyuha nyuma yizuba, ikirere ntabwo gishyushye. Nanone, Nzeri, igihe cyiza kubakora kwibira. Inyamaswa zose zo mu nyanja zatoranijwe ku nkombe.
Imiterere ya mallorca iratangaje. Ku kirwa, ibiziga bigera ku mirongo ine. Kugirango ubone ukuri, ntabwo byakozwe nubwenegihugu bwa kamere, ugomba kujya mukuzimu. Ibibaya byo mumisozi bifite imbohe ya almonde na elayo. Ihene zo mu gasozi ziraboneka. Ariko ibigega byose ntabwo bikaze gusura ba mukerarugendo. Mallorca irinda ishyari kamere ye. Indi paradox karemano yindabyo, icyatsi kibisi - nta ruzi kuri icyo kirwa. Hariho imiyoboro itemba kumusozi mugihe cyo kwiyuhagira, ariko inzuzi, hamwe ninkomoko, oya. Amazi meza ya Mallorca akoreshwa n'amasoko n'abigega by'impeshyi biherereye mu turere tw'inyanja.
Kugera kuri Mallorca, ba mukerarugendo bazabona ikiruhuko muburyohe mugihe icyo aricyo cyose cyumwaka. Ndetse uhereye kumpera yubwizuba mu mpeshyi, urashobora kubona hoteri aho hari ibidendezi bishyuha. Kandi abafana b'amazi akonje barashobora gutangaza ibidukikije byerekanaga ubushyuhe mu kwemera marine no kwiyuhagira. N'ubundi kandi, no mu Kuboza - Mutarama, ubushyuhe bwo mu nyanja ntabwo bugwa munsi ya dogere 16, mu Burusiya bihuye n'intangiriro ya shampiyona yo koga. Ariko, bitandukanye ninyanja, impeshyi ya pussy, uzabona ikiruhuko cyumuco no kugarukira. Kandi nyuma y'ibiruhuko, "Reka urote, Palma de Mallorca," Intsinzi!