Rio de Janeiro aza mubuzima cyane cyane mugihe cya karnivali. Mu minsi isanzwe, ubuzima mumujyi ni kimwe no mu yindi mijyi yisi. Kugira ngo tugere mu mujyi, ni izihe nzozi za Osta Bender, muri iki gihe, ba mukerarugendo b'Abarusiya ntibakeneye visa kandi iki kintu cyabaye umwanzuro kandi iki kintu cyabaye kugena mugihe cyahisemo guhitamo uwo mwashakanye kubera ikiruhuko cyibiruhuko nawe.
Rio de Janeiro arashimishije cyane kandi navuga, mumujyi wanjye mwiza. Urashobora kuyikomeza muri bisi, tagisi no kuri metero, ukuri kwa metero ni nto hano, bigizwe n'amashami abiri gusa. Gutembera muri bisi, bihendutse kandi ugende kuri ubu buryo bwo gutwara imijyi, bisaba igice cyukuri. I Rio de Janeiro Hariho tagisi nyinshi, ntabwo bitangaje, kuko mukerarugendo bihagije mugihe icyo aricyo cyose cyumwaka. Kugirango wumve, tagisi yubusa cyangwa sibyo, birakenewe kureba. Ku modoka yubuntu yazamuye ibendera ritukura, hano urashobora kwicara neza mumodoka nkiyi. Tagisi yaho, biramenyerewe kwicara ku ntebe yinyuma. Inama Muri tagisi, nabyo ikorwa kugirango itange kandi ingana na icumi ku ijana wamafaranga uzunguruka.
Hamwe namafaranga hano ibintu byose biroroshye. Ifaranga ryaho - nyabyo. Guhana amafaranga yawe muriho, byiza gusura amashami ya banki. Muri supermarket, urashobora kwishyura amakarita yinguzanyo. Ibibazo birashobora kuvuka ningorane zindimi. Ikigaragara ni uko Abanyaburezili, nubwo abantu bakira abashyitsi, ariko hano hari icyongereza. Ibidasanzwe bigize abakozi b'amahoteri, hanyuma kure ya byose. Kugirango woroshye kuvugana nabaturage, nibyiza kubona hakiri kare akazi, cyangwa wige ibisanzwe.
Akenshi, ugenda mu rugendo, ntidutekereza ko dushobora kuza muburyo buke munzira kandi nubusa. Nzatanga urutonde rugufi rwibyiza gufata kuri Rio de Janeiro. Iya mbere kandi mubitekerezo byanjye ni ko ikintu cyingenzi nuko nta ndobo hariya mu mahanga y'ibikoresho byacu, kuko ari hano hano. Kwishyuza terefone igendanwa mubihe nkibi, bidashoboka. Niki? Gura impinduka zidasanzwe. Birumvikana ko bishoboka rwose gufata muri hoteri, ariko ntabwo ari ukuri ko bizayigira mububiko, nibyiza rero kugira impinduka hamwe nuwawe, cyane cyane ko idatera byinshi.
Iya kabiri ningirakamaro kandi ikeneye ikintu - ibikoresho-bifasha. Fata nawe imiti yose ushobora gukenera. Mfata icyatsi kibisi, kuva kubabara umutwe, kuva mu nda no mu ndwara y'igifu, nazo zirashobora gufatwa n'ibiyobyabwenge bya antipyretic mu gihe. Uragira uti, Kuki ukurura byose hamwe nawe, kuko ushobora kugura ibintu byose muri farumasi, iyi ni rio de Janeiro! Nibyo, birashoboka rwose. Ariko muri farumasi, ingorane zirashobora kuvuka no kugura bitewe ninzitizi yururimi cyangwa kubera ko ikigereranyo cyimiti yawe gishobora kuba atari muri Assortment. Ibiyobyabwenge nka "motilium" birashobora kandi kuza mubintu byinshi, kubera ko ibyokurya byaho biremereye bihagije kubwinda yacu, nubwo biryoshye cyane.
Abanyaburezili, bazinira inyota n'amazi, nkuko twabikoraga, na cocout. Nibyo, birakora mubyukuri kandi ntushake kunywa, ariko na none, umubiri, ahubwo ni igifu cyacu, ntabwo kimenyereye ibicuruzwa nkibi. Kocout itera ingaruka zo gutunganya umubiri, bityo, kugirango ugire uburyo bwo kurwanya ikibazo cyigifu, ntabwo kizaba kirenze.
Izuba i Rio de Janeiro, ryoroshye cyane kuruta mu migi ya Afurika, ariko ni akaga ko mubyukuri utumva ko twaka. Mbere y'urugendo, nibyiza kujya mubice bibiri kuri Solarium, kandi bimaze kuba mumuhanda ubwabyo, ugomba gufata ubwato hamwe nawe kandi ntuzibagirwe kubishyira mubikorwa mbere yuko usohoka mucyumba cya hoteri.
Imyenda muri Rio de Janeiro ntizikeneye byinshi. Birahagije kuzana ikabutura, ishati no koga. Ntiwibagirwe gufata igitambaro cyawe. Niba usa nkaho imyenda nkiyi ni nto, noneho iburyo aho, urashobora kuzamura imyenda yawe. Ibiciro muri Rio de Janeiro, bije kandi imyenda irashobora kugurwa kugurisha. Byongeye kandi, wongeyeho ibyo kugura nibyo uzahita ukomeza kuba umwije. Kubyerekeye ubushuhe. Igikapu cyubusa, ukoresha ijana ku ijana kuzanwa cyane, nkibyiza byaho, masike, amabuye nibindi bintu rusange, ugenda hamwe ninva zivanze. Twinjije masike nziza yimbaho nkicyuzi kitazibagirana, kandi nyirabukwe yaguze igikoma. Noneho, umugabo aracyakurura ibyo byishimo byose, kubera ko ijana yibukije mama.
Guhaha birashobora gukorwa haba mububiko nisoko. Amaduka menshi, akora kuva icyenda mugitondo, kugeza kimwe cya kabiri cyumugoroba wa karindwi. Amaduka manini, arashobora gukora kugeza saa kumi z'umugoroba. Ku wa gatandatu, guhaha nibyiza kutagenda, kubera ko amaduka akora kuva icyenda mugitondo no kugeza kuri umwe, kandi nicyo gihe gito kugirango ugire ibyiza gutekereza.
Serivise yaho, twishimiye ubuziranenge bwawe, ariko tugaragarira muguhitamo buhoro. Ibi ntabwo bitangaje cyane, ariko biragaragara rwose. Kuva ku bw'ingenzi, nibagiwe kwandika ko amazi ya cap yaho adakwiriye gufata. Ntunywe amazi munsi yigitere, kabone niyo byaba bisa nkaho uzapfa ufite inyota nonaha. Gura amazi muri supermarket cyangwa farumasi. Ntabwo bihenze, kandi mubyukuri ntabwongiza ubuzima bwawe.
Amategeko yumutekano muri Rio de Janeiro ntamuntu wahagaritswe kandi nibisanzwe rwose. Birumvikana ko ku mihanda, nta muntu ufunguye imbunda ntuzatera imbunda, ariko dore umufuka muto, barashobora kurwara imifuka, mu myambaro yawe. Ntugatware amafaranga yose, ntukamurikire ahantu hahuze ahantu rusange, kwishyura amakarita, kandi uzaruhuka kuruhuka udashimishijwe nibitekerezo. Ntabwo byifuzwa gutwara inyandiko nawe, bizaba bihagije niba ufite ikarita ya hoteri na fotokopi yinyandiko zemeza imiterere yurugendo. Terefone igendanwa hamwe na gato utuntu duto, nayo irakifuzwa cyane nawe.