Posachedwa, idakumana ndi nkhaniyi kuti United Kingdom ndi dziko lotchuka. Ndinawerenga ndi kuganiza. M'malo mwake, dziko lililonse lili mu choyambirira chake. Ine ndi mwamuna wanga tinali ku London chaka chapitacho ndipo sindinganene kuti anthu okhala ku Allary amasiyana kwambiri ndi ife.
Inde, ndithu, pali kusiyana pakati pa ulemu, machitidwe ndi kulumikizana, koma izi ndi zachilengedwe. A Britain abweretsedwa kwambiri ndipo alangizidwa, amamverera bwino mu mndandanda. Ine ndi mwamuna wanga tinapita ku bank ndipo mzere wamalo wabwino udalowa. Sindikonda mzerewo, ndipo mnzanga sawakonda nthawi zana. Chifukwa chake ngati tili ndi mnzanga, aliyense adayimirira modekha ndikuchita mogwirizana. Popeza takhala pafupi ndi mphindi khumi, tinkawona chithunzi chapadera chomwe timakonda kuwonedwa kulikonse. Chifukwa chake, London, Bank, pamzere. Zitseko zotseguka ndipo mayiyo amawuluka, dziko loletsa dziko lonse limatupa, limatupa mbali zonse, limayamba kupita ku cheke, zimapeza zomwe amafunikira ndi masamba. Tidadabwitsidwa! Mfundoyi idasankhidwa. Ingoganizirani? Zambiri zomwe adapeza, ndizosagwirizana ndi kumbuyo. Ichi ndi chidziwitso!
Kuphatikiza pa kuonetsedwa, ku Britain kukhala ndi ulemu wapamwamba. Apa ndichikhalidwe kuti mutsegule zitseko zonse ndi kudumpha. Ndinalemba zonse, ndizakuti, osati kutengera pansi. A Britain akumwetulira kwambiri, monga achi Japan. Ku UK, ndichikhalidwe cholankhula ndi kumwetulira ngakhale zazinthu zachisoni. Kodi mukudziwa chifukwa chake? Chomwe ndikumwetulira kumawonedwa ngati chizindikiro cha malingaliro, ndipo mitundu yachisoni imapatsa munthu yemwe akhoza kufunsa malingaliro omwe angafunse.
Moni wotsimikiziridwa ndi manja a manja, pakati pa amuna ndi pakati pa akazi. Pakulankhula kwa tsiku ndi tsiku, mawu amatsenga nthawi zambiri amamveka - zikomo, chonde, pepani ndi zina zotero. Chofunika! Mu cafe kapena m'malo odyera, kapena m'malo mwake, ambiri aiwo, ndichikhalidwe cholipira dongosolo nthawi yomweyo. Ngati muli ndi mwayi ndipo mulowa mu Pub Real Puble, muyenera kukumbukira kuti kudzisamalira kumavomerezedwa ku Pub, ndiye kuti, lamuloli liyenera kuchitidwa bwino pa bareji ndikudikirira woperekera zakudya kuti asamveke.
Monga mayiko ena, a Britain sakonda mukakhala moyo wawo, alendo amayamba kuchitapo kanthu. Ngakhale mukufunadi kupereka upangiri kwa wokhala komweko, sakanafuna ndi kuchita zinthu mwanzeru. Komanso, sindikulimbikitsa kusokoneza mutu wandale, ndalama ndikuimbira anthu okhala ku UK si a Britain, koma Britain.
Ziweto mdziko lino lapansi zimakhala ngati malo achipembedzo, motero simuyenera kuphunzira kuyankhula za hammster Mwachitsanzo, m'mansanga abwino kwambiri omwe amapereka njira yabwino. Ndinkakonda kwambiri ziweto zanga zambiri, koma nditatha kati wanga wokondedwa atasowa, chikondi changa komanso kumvera chisoni kumapita kwa nyama zonse. Koma kukumbukira ndi chinthu chodabwitsa, popeza amandithandiza kuno.
Nkhaniyi yomwe idalembedwa za chiyambi, ndidawerenga kuti ku UK sizinali zachikhalidwe kufunsa mafunso pamutu wapamtima. Amakakamizidwa kusagwirizana, chifukwa ngati mubwera pamsewu kuti muyambire ndikuyamba kuwafunsa ngati agonana m'mawa komanso kangati, mwachilengedwe kuti mutha kukutumizirani. Koma ngati ndi Britain kapena Britain pangani abwenzi, ali otseguka kwambiri komanso mutu wogonana kwa iwo si woletsedwa. Chifukwa chake, mwamunayo anakumana ndi munthu, timuyitane Joe. A Joe uyu, atatha sabata laubwenzi, atakhala m'chikhalidwe champhamvu komanso makonzedwe abwino a Mzimu, adatiuza chaka chathachi chomwe adayendera pagombe la a Neudists, ndipo muubwana wake unali membala wa Swinger Club. Onani kuti zonsezi zinanenedwa mawu anthawi, zomwe zingatifooletse ndi wokondedwa. Joe ndi munthu wodziwika bwino, ali ndi malo ogulitsira ake, iye ndi wamasiye, mwana wamkazi wamkulu ndi zina zambiri. Nthawi zonse kuchokera ku zomwezo, nditha kunena kuti Britain ndi anthu otseguka omwe mungayankhule nawo mitu iliyonse.
Kusuta ku UK siili wotchuka kwambiri ndikulimbana nawo m'njira zonse. Sizingatheke kusuta m'malo opezeka anthu ambiri. Mukamagulitsa chipinda ku hotelo, ndibwino kufunsa pasadakhale, kaya ndizotheka kusuta mmenemo. Kuphatikiza pa kusuta, ku UK kumatsogolera ndewu ndi zakumwa zakumwa, zomwe zimamveka zoseketsa, chifukwa a Aborigines ambiri a komweko, amayendetsa mahatchi awo ku Pubs, makalabu ndi malo odyera. Mowa umapezeka kuti wogulitsa mwaulere mpaka 11 koloko usiku madzulo ndi kuyambira tsiku la 12 mpaka atatu mpaka atatu usiku wa evening, kumapeto kwa sabata. Zogulitsa ndi fodya, ana sagulitsa.
Wovala ku UK, mutha mu zovala zomwe mumakonda kwambiri, chofunikira kwambiri chomwe mungamve bwino. Kupatula ndi zovala za ubweya ndi zinthu zilizonse zopangidwa ndi ubweya wachilengedwe. Sizingakulipiridwe ndikukumenyani chifukwa sizikhala, koma utope kuchokera ku zomwe angathe, sungunuka zana limodzi penilitsani kutulutsa kwanu.
Malangizo amaperekedwa, ndipo kuchuluka kwa khumi. Izi zimagwira ntchito ku malo odyera. Malangizo akadali operekera taxi. Apa mutha kupatsa zonse khumi ndi mapaundi amodzi. Ndi chizolowezi kupereka malangizo mu theka la mapaundi imodzi yosamutsidwa. Ndi chizolowezi kusiya malangizo ndi kumeta tsitsi. Ngati mumakonda ntchito ya mbuyeyo, ukadaulo wake ndi zina zotero, ndiye kuti mutha kuthokoza ometa, kumusiya maupangiri awiri. Malangizo satengedwa kuti achoke m'malo awiri okha - ma pubs ndi mphamvu.
Amuna athu, alibe chizolowezi chosangalatsa - osasamala mumsewu. Osayesa kuchita izi m'misewu ya London. Britain pamlandu wotere, nyamula m'thumba mwake, kapena m'mwezi. Komanso kuyenda m'misewu ya London, yesani kuchita zinthu modekha, kusunthira mosamala ndipo osaseka kwambiri. Kuphatikiza pa kuseka kwambiri, Britain ingatsutse komanso kugwiritsa ntchito mawu okweza, makamaka ngati mumafuula pafoni yam'manja. Osapanga nyama zosadziwika kuchokera ku britins omwe amawaphunzirira ndikuwoneka moyamikira, sizingakonde aliyense. Musapempherere odutsa, ndipo ngati pakufunika kufunsa funso, ndiye kuti muchite mwaulemu komanso mwaulemu.